It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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