This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize