don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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