Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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