Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
its not stalking. its research.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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