I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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