absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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