this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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