SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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