hotel room ftw
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It was confusing and full of hummus
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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