Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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