But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I didn't notice because vodka
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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