do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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