Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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