Sry I called you an 8
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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