I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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