I will die if light touches me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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