What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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