have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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