will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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