The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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