We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
either way he was missing a nipple.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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