If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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