How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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