Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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