I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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