I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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