This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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