I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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