i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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