I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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