your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I won the penis lottery.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Dignity is for republicans.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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