what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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