are you still at the devil's house?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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