I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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