Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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