It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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