You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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