Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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