I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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