I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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