when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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