sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize