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Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(212): Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook? http://tfl.nu/wsw4

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My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.

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(541): My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick. http://tfl.nu/phsi

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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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(608): I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on http://tfl.nu/h45u

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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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(269): I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience. http://tfl.nu/m1cq

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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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(865): Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class http://tfl.nu/k0s2

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...

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(814): I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up... http://tfl.nu/nkqy

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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?

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(937): Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes? http://tfl.nu/r1tf

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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.

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(337): Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life. http://tfl.nu/xhxl

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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis

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(518): and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis http://tfl.nu/7q4s

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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole

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(940): You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole http://tfl.nu/t9xv

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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.

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(256): We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money. http://tfl.nu/cfn1

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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.

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(765): I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it. http://tfl.nu/7uod

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he's gonorrhea incarnate

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(201): he's gonorrhea incarnate http://tfl.nu/krir

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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away

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(585): Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away http://tfl.nu/gctj

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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.

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(516): I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents. http://tfl.nu/ifal

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