If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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