Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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