I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
apparently the secret to your success is patron
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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