i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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