I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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