Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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